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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:48 pm    Post subject: Things to ponder Reply with quote
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.




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