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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Pinocchio Reply with quote
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my tackle is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.




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