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txt jokesMan comes home 2 find his 17yr old daughter with a pink dildo up her "what the **** u doing" he shouts "well u wont let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" she explains the next night the daughter comes home 2 find her dad with a pink dildo up his arse drinking a can of beer "what the **** u doing" she shouts,he replys "havin a beer with ya boyfriend" 
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midnight caller
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Man says to wife ur arse is the size of a 3 burner bbq,later in bed the man says to his wife do u fancy a shag?wife says no fuckin point lighting a bbq for half a sausage
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midnight caller
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whys a husband like a piece of chewing gum?both r sweet 2 begin with but they soon become tasteless n shapeless
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midnight caller
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firemen have rescued an irish man stuck to a condom machine
they asked what happened
he said
the sign says insert £2 and push knob in
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