Thirteen Canaries

midnight caller · Thirteen Canaries

Three women are at a cocktail party. The first woman says,
"My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two
weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior
demeanor.

The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a
new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material
possessions. But thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to
shoulder on my husband's erect penis."

The first woman looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got
a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you.
We're not really going to the French Riviera. We're going
to my parent's house for two weeks."

The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me
a Ford."

"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to
make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg.