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The Luck of the IrishPaddy goes to his doctor with a botty problem............
"Well now, doctor, it's me arse, I'd loik you's ta take a little look if you's woot"
So Paddy drops his trousers and bends over while the doctor takes a look.
"Incredible!" says the doc, looking puzzled, "there's a £20 note lodged up here?"
The doctor gently eases the twenty pound note out and as he does so a £10 note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the doctor, "what do you want me to do?"
"To be sure dey can't stay up me arse doctor," says Paddy.
So the doctor pulls out the ten pound note and another twenty appears and another and another, etc...
...... finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah dactor, tank you's very much, dats much better ... by der way, how much was in dere den?"
The doctor counts the money and then informs Paddy, "One thousand, nine hundred and ninety pounds."
"Dat would be about roit," says Paddy
.... wait for it ...
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand ....."
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