midnight caller
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the cremated husband lolMartha recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought his
ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was
in, she poured him out on
the patio table. Then, while tracing her
fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him.
"Herman, you know that fur coat you promised
me? I bought it with the
insurance money!" She paused for a minute
tracing her fingers in the
ashes then said,
"Herman, remember that new car you promised
me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance
money!" Again, she paused for
a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the ashes she said,
"Herman, that emerald necklace you promised
me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her
fingers in the ashes, she said,
"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? .
Here it comes!"
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