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Miss Jum

Taxi Driver

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry but you scared the living sh*t out of me!'

The frightened passenger apologised to the driver and said he didn't
realise a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years !
Twong



     
Jolufc

Love it

   
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