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stuck in an elevator

An old man and a young woman are stuck in an elevator and the building is on fire. The young woman asks, "Sir, I'm interested what would you do if you thought you only had 20 minutes to live?" "Well, I think I would screw anything that moved. Why what would you do?" asked the old man. "Well, under the circumstances," said the woman, "I think I would remain perfectly still."
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Re: stuck in an elevator

midnight caller wrote:
Steve and MC are stuck in an elevator and the building is on fire. MC asks, "Steve, I'm interested what would you do if you thought you only had 20 minutes to live?" "Well, I think I would screw anything that moved. Why what would you do?" asked Steve. "Well, under the circumstances," said MC, "I think I would remain perfectly still."



Not nice MC,
midnight caller

lmao i liked it
Guest

well if ya liked it why didnt ya move
midnight caller

no comment

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