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Best bit of advice I ever read.
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Trainee Web Monkey
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Well that is what Ian tells himself everytime he sups a pint.
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Guest
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Fuckin hell! I knew there was a reason I was so smart!
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101100
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You cannot argue with the logic in that
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Woody
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A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks
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101100
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| Moondood wrote: | A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks  |
Logic is kept in a drawer,feet are kept in boots
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Woody
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Steve goes away to tink abart that one
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Guest
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| Moondood wrote: | A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks  |
well.......... The wife's Irish does that count?
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101100
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| Mort wrote: | | Moondood wrote: | A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks  |
well.......... The wife's Irish does that count? |
My wife counts too,but it's how many i drink that gets counted
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Woody
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No but things are starting to make sense
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| 101100 wrote: | My wife counts too,but it's how many i drink that gets counted  |
Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered
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101100
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| Mort wrote: | Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered  |
Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer
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Woody
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Laffin
Pat another sexiest for you to deal with darling
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
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Woody
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that was a sexy mmmmmmmmmm , I said sexiest, not have it.
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| 101100 wrote: | | Mort wrote: | Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered  |
Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer  |
See your point - but fetch your own beer (and hers) and she - hopefully - won't have a leg to stand on
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sorry Pat
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| Mort wrote: | | 101100 wrote: | | Mort wrote: | Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered  |
Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer  |
See your point - but fetch your own beer (and hers) and she - hopefully - won't have a leg to stand on  |
She makes unreasonable demands when drunk...........
Wash the dishes,mow the lawn,trim her toenails......
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| Mort wrote: | sorry Pat  |
That was ment for Dood not you mort!!!
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| 101100 wrote: | She makes unreasonable demands when drunk...........
Wash the dishes,mow the lawn,trim her toenails......  |
I can live with that - it's trimming the corns and massaging the bunions that gets me!
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