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Guest

Best bit of advice I ever read.

Trainee Web Monkey

Well that is what Ian tells himself everytime he sups a pint.
Guest

Fuckin hell! I knew there was a reason I was so smart!
101100

You cannot argue with the logic in that
Woody

A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks
101100

Moondood wrote:
A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks


Logic is kept in a drawer,feet are kept in boots
Woody

Steve goes away to tink abart that one
Guest

Moondood wrote:
A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks

well.......... The wife's Irish does that count?
101100

Mort wrote:
Moondood wrote:
A bit od Irish logic to boot me tinks

well.......... The wife's Irish does that count?


My wife counts too,but it's how many i drink that gets counted
Woody

No but things are starting to make sense
Guest

101100 wrote:
My wife counts too,but it's how many i drink that gets counted


Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered
101100

Mort wrote:
Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered


Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer
Woody

Laffin

Pat another sexiest for you to deal with darling
Guest

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
101100

Woody

that was a sexy mmmmmmmmmm , I said sexiest, not have it.
Guest

101100 wrote:
Mort wrote:
Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered


Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer


See your point - but fetch your own beer (and hers) and she - hopefully - won't have a leg to stand on
Guest

Guest

sorry Pat
101100

Mort wrote:
101100 wrote:
Mort wrote:
Just make sure she's too drunk to count, then you're covered


Cant let her get drunk....i need her to be sober enough to bring me my beer


See your point - but fetch your own beer (and hers) and she - hopefully - won't have a leg to stand on


She makes unreasonable demands when drunk...........

Wash the dishes,mow the lawn,trim her toenails......
Guest

Mort wrote:
sorry Pat


That was ment for Dood not you mort!!!
Guest

101100 wrote:
She makes unreasonable demands when drunk...........

Wash the dishes,mow the lawn,trim her toenails......


I can live with that - it's trimming the corns and massaging the bunions that gets me!

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