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free with a
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bag of crisps
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which was flavoured
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like a pile
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aload of shit
(sorry someone had to say something exciting  )
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But manchester united
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smelt even worse!
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Than a liverpool
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rugby player's jockstrap
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that a local
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women has been
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wearing for a
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long long while
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but she never
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could afford persil
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so she used
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weirdly her fathers
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large pink condom
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which was very
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old and full
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of man milk
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that tastes like
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alot of mankey
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and chesse and
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full of hair
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that was black
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and really sticky
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so she thought
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why dont I
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have sex with
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a smooth criminal
(you can guess what im listening to lol)
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Then she started
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to whip him
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he really enjoyed
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the cry from
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her so he
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put the pillow
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between her legs
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and put his
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Bowler hat with
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a dildo attached
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which was very
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long hard and
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very painful when
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inserted up a
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small nose hole
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or large asshole
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Many people belived
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it was the
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legendary size of
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two foot and
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huge width of
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a horse on
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weird magical roller-skates
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that made it
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howl orgasmic sounds
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which turned on
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many different animals
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that were rampant
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and horny for
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some very good
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weed that is
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coated in LSD 
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lsd that is
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very powerful when
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sprayed in powerful
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egg smelling constraptions
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the egg is
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oh please lol
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im so sorry
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I ate your
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mothers 3rd leg
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which many people
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have sat on
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while dancing on
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your fathers long
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snicker which is
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very tasty and
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smells of fish
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fish freshly grown
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from a plant
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a plant made
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from blackwells head
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the balding tw@
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is already making
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a hair potion
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that is full
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of penis juice
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he often sells
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on leeds market
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but alot are
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smelly dirty humongous
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which he sells
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on a tramps
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smelly head which
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has been made
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with a cocks
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and he often
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