new phobias

midnight caller · new phobias

"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that
cold water!" -- Shrinkaphobia

"Get that *(^%#*# vodka bottle away from me!!" --
Carmenelectraphobia

"He's coming straight for us--with his left turn
signal on!" -- Oldfartophobia

"You have to push `Start` to turn the damn computer
off?!" -- Windophobia

"I won't go to your frat house to eat gyros and watch
a tape of the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra on your
old Sony VCR!" -- ThetaFetaMetaBetaphobia

"No!! Don't call the plumber!!!" -- Buttcrackaphobia

"No, I don't want to watch `Friends.` That blonde
chick freaks me out." -- Phoebephobia

"Um, Doctor, why are you putting on that rubber
glove?" -- Probeophobia

"You're busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend
then?" -- Rentanotherpornophobia

"It's NOT my imagination! Senator Helms is looking at
me "that" way again!" -- Homophobophobia

"Honey, I bought a Corvette!" -- Smallpenisphobia