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Bremner4

Latest Scam

ere's how the scam works, Tesco's car park:

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls
come over to your car as you are loading your
stuff into the boot. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag, with
their cleavage almost falling out of their
skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say No and instead ask you for a lift to
another shopping centre. You agree and they
get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each
other. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and performs oral on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th,
10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, January 2nd,
4th, three times on the 5th, twice just
yesterday, and very likely again this
upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more
wallets.
Twong

I like your style  

       
will_lufc

i like the sound of that  
Chrissy Canadian

hehe that's funny bremner
silver star

 
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