:-)

Trainee Web Monkey · :-)

Wayne Rooney had a near-death experience the other day when he went riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down out of
control.
He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good.
With his foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground.
His head continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or
even slow down.
Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending.
Just as he was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworths'
manager came along and unplugged it.