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Miss Jum
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nun jokeA soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.
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Josie-lufc
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Brilliant 
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Jillster
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hahahaha 
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will_lufc
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wiseguy
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wiseguy now gone off nuns 
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