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Jillster
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New. Three word StoryThere was once
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lil eva
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a lovely girl
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Jillster
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who waited for
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will_lufc
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a nice young
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Jillster
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spotty bald man
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will_lufc
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with long greasy
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Jillster
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dreadlocks to bring
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will_lufc
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her some weed
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Jillster
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to make her
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will_lufc
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self a big
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Jillster
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fat and long
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will_lufc
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joint to smoke
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Jillster
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but when she
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Jolufc
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tried to put
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Jillster
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her lipstick on
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lil eva
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she couldnt find
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Jolufc
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her mouth so
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Jillster
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she grabbed the
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Jolufc
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mirror from the
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Jillster
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back of the
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will_lufc
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mans pants and
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Jillster
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found something else
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Twong
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a huge pink
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Jolufc
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juicy thick long
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will_lufc
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soft pice of
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Jolufc
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meat which was
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Jillster
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left there by
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Jolufc
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someone who had
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Jillster
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been a norty
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Jolufc
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thing when they
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Jillster
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forgot to shave
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Miss Jum
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their bald head
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snowgoose
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they then shagged
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Miss Jum
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the drunk old
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snowgoose
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tramp who had
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Miss Jum
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a STI that
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snowgoose
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was not really
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Miss Jum
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contagious unless the
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snowgoose
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dog came and
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Miss Jum
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licked him in
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snowgoose
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a very disturbing
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Miss Jum
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manner that scared
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Twong
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off the young
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Jillster
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recently shaven girl
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midnight caller
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who had just
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Jolufc
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come from behind
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midnight caller
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the door that
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Jolufc
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that led to
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Jillster
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a dark hallway
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Jolufc
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Where she saw
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Jillster
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a dirty round
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Jolufc
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football which was
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Jillster
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signed by the
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Jolufc
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Players of Leeds
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Jillster
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but someone had
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Jolufc
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scribbled off the
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Miss Jum
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name of a
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will_lufc
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all the players
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becasue they werent
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will_lufc
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there to be
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admired, they were
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Jillster
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only playing for
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will_lufc
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a few quid
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Jillster
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an hour, but
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will_lufc
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at first it
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Jillster
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seemed enough to
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Jolufc
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be going on
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Jillster
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with, but Dennis
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Jolufc
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thought that perhaps
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Jillster
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his guys were
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Jolufc
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far too good
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Jillster
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so he decided
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Jolufc
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To give them
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Jillster
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a new keyring
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Jolufc
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To keep their
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Jillster
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cheap and plastic
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Jolufc
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bits and pieces
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Jillster
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in one tidy
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Jolufc
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Place just incase
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Miss Jum
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someone tried to
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Jolufc
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Run off with
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Miss Jum
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the home kit
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will_lufc
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and not get
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Jolufc
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caught by the
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will_lufc
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gang of punks
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Jillster
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who like to
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Miss Jum
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rock on to
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will_lufc
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the sound of
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Miss Jum
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take that who
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will_lufc
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have big ears
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Miss Jum
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and noddy locked
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silver star
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the big door
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Jillster
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with a big
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Jolufc
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Brass knocker that
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silver star
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that bangs hard
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Jillster
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but only when
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you say the
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Jillster
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three little magic
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Miss Jum
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poems that are
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Twong
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written in a
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