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wiseguy
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laws of dealing with women1. Don't imagine you can change a woman - unless she's in nappys.
2. What do you do if your girlfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a woman on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your woman's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger women. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. women are all the same - they just have different faces,and bits so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a spinster: a woman who has missed the opportunity to make some man miserable. (see what you missed mc) 
8. men don't make fools of women - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a woman to do something - suggest they are too old for it. - ( right jillster)
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. 
11. If you want a committed woman - look in a mental hospital. - ( Dr Dementia)
12. If she asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell her checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you can tell her jokes, it means that you have to laugh at hers. 
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Jillster
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pfft... Jilly googles for 'men bashing' lol
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midnight caller
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hurry up and find some jilly hun
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