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snowgoose
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Kmart>> A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two
>> kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
>> entrance.
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>> The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children
>> you've got there. Are they twins?'
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>> The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they
>> bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
>> would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
>> you d*ckhead?'
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>> 'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would
>> shag you twice!'
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Jolufc
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lil eva
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will_lufc
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roflmao
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