lil eva
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Just a bit of funThis is doing the rounds in my e-mail world at the mo, thought you all might like to have a go and a laugh;
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y =  y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny;
and mine is sloopy pottydunkin  
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will_lufc
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dipsy fricken-tush
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lil eva
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Id rather be frickentush than pottydunkin
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will_lufc
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Jolufc
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Snickle Gizzard-lips
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Twong
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Dipsy Waffle-Butt
Crikey, how did they know?
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Jolufc
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Chrissy Canadian
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dorfus snickle hump oh crap that sucks hehe
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midnight caller
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dorfus waffle face i like it
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Liam
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snickle chuckle tush 
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midnight caller
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nowt wrong we that liam hun 
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Liam
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