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midnight caller
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is sex work r play ?A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Lutheran minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply: "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!"
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."  
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Guest
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Sex is deffo hard work for a guy, u gals dont realise the effort we put in just for an hour of pleasure, or in steves case 5 1/2 mins of boredom
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midnight caller
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what ya only get an hour of pleasure ya must be doing summat wrong there hun
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Guest
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| midnight caller wrote: | | what ya only get an hour of pleasure ya must be doing summat wrong there hun |
thats after the 1st 5 hours of eternal bliss 
or in Steve's case the 1st 2 min to find his toothbrush, then 2 mins cleaning his teeth, then 1 min to get undressed and into bed, then wham bam thats 30 sec's maam
Was it good for you
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midnight caller
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thats more like it hun
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Guest
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Steve you gotta read this, this is some of me best put steve down material yet
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midnight caller
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or in Steve's case the 1st 2 min to find his toothbrush, then 2 mins cleaning his teeth, then 1 min to get undressed and into bed, then wham bam thats 30 sec's maam
Was it good for you
pmsl sorry steve love
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Woody
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Iam lol , and for once lost for bloody words
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midnight caller
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thats not like you steve hun
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