indian

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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

crusher21

you get worse babe

Guest

I dont think i can get much worse

crusher21

you can babe if you keep talkin to me

Guest

ya not a bad influence babe, t'other way round me tinks LOL

crusher21

prob a bit of both lol

LynnT

What a diplomat you are Kev

crusher21

i try to be

Woody

J.b love............... oh anyway lol