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midnight caller
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how 7 men created the pussy7 men of good design
made a pussy so devine
first a butcher full of wit
used a knife and made a slit
second a carpenter big and bold
used a dril to bore a hole
third a tailor tall and thin
used red velvet to line it in
fourth a hunter short and stout
used fox fur to line it out
fifth a fisherman nasty as hell
threw it a fish and gave it a smell
sixth a vicar name of mcgee
felt it and blessed it and said it could pee
seventh a sailor a dirty old runt
sucked it and f****d it
and called it a c**t   
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