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Chrissy Canadian

great quotes...

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"
- Robin Williams

"I belive that sex is one of the most beautiful natural, wholesome things that money can buy"
- Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?  Me neither."
- Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles you chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns

"Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal

"Instead of getting married again.  I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."  
- Rod Stewart
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