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midnight caller
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glenn and steve go huntingglenn and steve went hunting. glenn had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. glenn told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when glenn got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.
"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed." 
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Guest
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Funny  I think not
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| Baldy wrote: | | Funny I think not |
Dunno why not - it weren't YOUR nuts on the line!
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| Mort wrote: | | Baldy wrote: | | Funny I think not |
Dunno why not - it weren't YOUR nuts on the line! |
Right, this Steve bashing has gotta stop right here and now 
even if his are the size of peanuts
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midnight caller
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| Baldy wrote: |
Right, this Steve bashing has gotta stop right here and now
even if his are the size of peanuts |
i agree glenn , now stop picking on his nuts 
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Nah, we'll leave them in your capable hands! 
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midnight caller
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LynnT
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Dont laff said the patient Ed
of course i wont laff the doctor said
Im a professional. In over 20 years i have never laffed at a patient
Ok then said Ed and proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the tiniest widgy the doctor had ever seen. It couldnt have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself the doctor started giggling and then fell laffing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was ableto struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
I am so sorry said the doctor i really am, i dont know what came over me.
On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman i promise it wont happen again. Now what seems to be the problem.
Its swollen said Ed
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lil eva
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PMSL
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