midnight caller
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funny sayingsLights on, door open, nobody at home
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midnight caller
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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midnight caller
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He's as bent as a butchers hook
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midnight caller
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He's as happy as a Pig in $hit
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midnight caller
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About as subtle as a flying brick 
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midnight caller
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Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard 
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midnight caller
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As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market 
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midnight caller
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As worn out as a cucumber in a convent. 
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wiseguy
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| midnight caller wrote: | | As worn out as a cucumber in a convent. |
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