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Woody

Funny :-)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/116420.html
KC

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."



Woody

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I Think You Need a Good Laugh !

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:......

*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.


That one for me
101100

"*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Steve, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! "

Wonder if Dood ever worked as a weatherman
Bravo

The most famous one of these is when Kennedy went to Berlin and said 'Ich Bin Ein Berliner'

He thought he was saying 'I am a Berliner'

What he really said was 'I am a jam doughnut'.

Apparently, the people of Berlin are still pissing themselves about it...
Woody

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"*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Steve, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too! "

Wonder if Dood ever worked as a weatherman


Like I would argue with that
Guest

8 INCHES
Woody

AHEM!!!!!!! ,smirk
Guest

Guess you need both hands for that one then?


Perhaps you should do what I used to - sit in the corner of the bar licking my eyebrows!
Woody

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Guess you need both hands for that one then?


Perhaps you should do what I used to - sit in the corner of the bar licking my eyebrows!


laffin

You so badly want to join me on the norty step dont ya , lol.
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Woody wrote:
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Guess you need both hands for that one then?


Perhaps you should do what I used to - sit in the corner of the bar licking my eyebrows!


laffin

You so badly want to join me on the norty step dont ya , lol.


I did say used to My wife and I have had 15 happy years - unfortunately then we met!
Woody

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