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snowgoose
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Fire BellA FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."
"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Jolufc
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lil eva
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PMSL
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will_lufc
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Jillster
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pmsl.. hhahahahaha soooo funny 
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