Feel My Woody!

midnight caller · Feel My Woody!

Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have
him.

He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal
of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée about his
leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the
dress, nor when they picked the time and place.

All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at
which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.

The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at last alone
in their hotel room.

"Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the
bride.

Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his
wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.

"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me the
Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"

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