Archive for U.K Chat A U.K General CHAT FORUM,For the people of the United kingdom, X-pats and friends
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crude jokesQ. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
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Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. 
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