Convict

snowgoose · Convict

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain .. do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he
gets angry , he could kill us both.Be strong honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

Josie-lufc

Heard that one before, but still very good

lil eva

Nice one

will_lufc