midnight caller
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cheesy chat up lineshope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
just so you guys dont have to beg glenn for any 
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Guest
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Thanks for the help love 
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midnight caller
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any time hun lol
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peewee
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any girl, ever, fallen for one of these?!
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midnight caller
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| peewee wrote: | | any girl, ever, fallen for one of these?! |
think if a guy tried any of them on me i'd pour a drink over him there real bad
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peewee
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guess it would show the guy had a sense of humour??
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Pretty Shambolic
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You stole all my best material!
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Miss Jum
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| milky wrote: | | You stole all my best material! |
lol...which line has worked the best for you then, dave 
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Pretty Shambolic
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'Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!' never fails! lol
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LynnT
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Lynn splurts out the tea she is drinking and laffs
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Pretty Shambolic
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| LynnT wrote: | | Lynn splurts out the tea she is drinking and laffs |
Nice legs what time do they opne? is always guaranteed to get you a slap too!
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LynnT
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a bloke once said that to me................yep slapped senseless
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Pretty Shambolic
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| LynnT wrote: | | a bloke once said that to me................yep slapped senseless |
lol... may have been me.
We had a bet in Leeds to see who could pull with the cheesiest chat up line... Good times
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LynnT
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who won the bet ?
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Pretty Shambolic
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| LynnT wrote: | | who won the bet ? |
Well... Depends who you ask... I pulled, and my mate did too, so we both kinda won, but he says he did cos he pulled first... Mmmmm
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