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midnight caller
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chat up lines and responsesHE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been give your share.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: Im a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, theres no service today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life- in your wildest dreams. 
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