midnight caller
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big busted / small busted women
Big Busted Women
-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-can always carry a little extra
-always float better
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Small Busted Women
-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
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Woody
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so which one are you??
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midnight caller
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mmmmmmm not telling
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Woody
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awwwwr pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Woody wrote: | so which one are you??  | I was thinking of asking that question... decided against
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Woody
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hey iam as good as anyone when it comes to being a KB warrior , laffin
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midnight caller
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what are you guys like lmao
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Woody
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4kin nosey lol
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Woody wrote: | 4kin nosey lol  | we's imaginative
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Woody
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aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol
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Guest
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| Woody wrote: | aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol  |
Didn't think yours stopped
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Bagpuss wrote: | | Woody wrote: | aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol  |
Didn't think yours stopped  | once he's undressed people with his eyes he dresses them again
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midnight caller
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thats no good once i get undressed like to stay that way for a while
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Woody
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wewantourdarbyback
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(Woody faints)
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Woody
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yup and in need of mouth to mouth lol
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midnight caller
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oy i aint that bad
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Woody
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no i meant.............
oh shut up steve.......
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Woody wrote: | no i meant.............
oh shut up steve.......  | no no do go on please
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Woody
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erm..............
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wewantourdarbyback
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Woody
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now that is neat , from peeps?
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midnight caller
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erm YAWN
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Woody
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oh yes we got a...........
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Woody wrote: | | now that is neat , from peeps? | its in the more emotions
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Woody
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I downloaded as many as i could, but we seem to have more everytime i look , but i do like that one
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midnight caller
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the answer to your question guys
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wewantourdarbyback
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(woody faints once more)
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Guest
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| wewantourdarbyback wrote: | | (woody faints once more) |
I can do mouth to mouth
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Woody
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Woody in a coma lol , never knew they were that small lol
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midnight caller
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| Woody wrote: | Woody in a coma lol , never knew they were that small lol  |
you cheeky git
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wiseguy
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more like it trish
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crusher21
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dont get many of them to pound wg
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wewantourdarbyback
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| wiseguy wrote: |
more like it trish  | hey look BOOOOOOOOOOBS
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crusher21
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hey look BOOOOOOOOOOBS
yes and what BOOOOOOOOBS they are
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wewantourdarbyback
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Just incase anyone is confused
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
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Woody
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who's booooooooobs you on abart Kev??
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crusher21
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well need i say lol
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Woody
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YES!!!!!!!!!! lol
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crusher21
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well shes got a nice car as well lol
not sayin no more lol
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Woody
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you dont have to
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Woody
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you dont have to
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crusher21
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you got a stammer woody lol
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Woody
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you wot????
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Woody
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you wot??????? lol
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crusher21
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you are all as mad as me on here lol
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Woody
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churchill dog!!!!!!!!
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Guest
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A smutty thread, and no one bothered to invite me
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Guest
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That's because........
Nah, it's too easy!
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Guest
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| Mort wrote: | That's because........
Nah, it's too easy!  |
Says you
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Baldy wrote: | | Mort wrote: | That's because........
Nah, it's too easy!  |
Says you  | and me
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Guest
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Me knows me place
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wewantourdarbyback
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| Baldy wrote: | Me knows me place  | there there
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midnight caller
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| Baldy wrote: | Me knows me place  |
aww bless ya hun
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