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midnight caller

big busted / small busted women


Big Busted Women

-can get a taxi on the worst days

-have a neat place to carry spare change

-have always been the center of the arts (art)

-make jogging a spectator sport

-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

-can always carry a little extra

-always float better

-know where to look first for lost earrings

-rarely lack for a slow dance partner

-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women

-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

-always look younger

-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

-can always see their toes and shoes

-can sleep on their stomachs

-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

-know that everything more than a handful is wasted

-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
Woody

so which one are you??
midnight caller

mmmmmmm not telling
Woody

awwwwr pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
wewantourdarbyback

Woody wrote:
so which one are you??
I was thinking of asking that question... decided against
Woody

hey iam as good as anyone when it comes to being a KB warrior , laffin
midnight caller

what are you guys like lmao
Woody

4kin nosey lol
wewantourdarbyback

Woody wrote:
4kin nosey lol
we's imaginative
Woody

aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol
Guest

Woody wrote:
aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol


Didn't think yours stopped
wewantourdarbyback

Bagpuss wrote:
Woody wrote:
aye , and my imagination is starting to work overtime lol


Didn't think yours stopped
once he's undressed people with his eyes he dresses them again
midnight caller

thats no good once i get undressed like to stay that way for a while
Woody

wewantourdarbyback

(Woody faints)
Woody

yup and in need of mouth to mouth lol
midnight caller

oy i aint that bad
Woody

no i meant.............


oh shut up steve.......
wewantourdarbyback

Woody wrote:
no i meant.............


oh shut up steve.......
no no do go on please
Woody

erm..............
wewantourdarbyback

Woody

now that is neat , from peeps?
midnight caller

erm YAWN
Woody

oh yes we got a...........
YAWN
wewantourdarbyback

Woody wrote:
now that is neat , from peeps?
its in the more emotions
Woody

I downloaded as many as i could, but we seem to have more everytime i look , but i do like that one
midnight caller

the answer to your question guys





wewantourdarbyback

(woody faints once more)
Guest

wewantourdarbyback wrote:
(woody faints once more)


I can do mouth to mouth
Woody

Woody in a coma lol , never knew they were that small lol
midnight caller

Woody wrote:
Woody in a coma lol , never knew they were that small lol



you cheeky git
wiseguy



more like it trish
crusher21

dont get many of them to pound wg
wewantourdarbyback

wiseguy wrote:


more like it trish
hey look BOOOOOOOOOOBS
crusher21

hey look BOOOOOOOOOOBS

yes and what BOOOOOOOOBS they are
wewantourdarbyback

Just incase anyone is confused


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Woody

who's booooooooobs you on abart Kev??
crusher21

well need i say lol
Woody

YES!!!!!!!!!! lol
crusher21

well shes got a nice car as well lol
not sayin no more lol
Woody

you dont have to
Woody

you dont have to
crusher21

you got a stammer woody lol
Woody

you wot????
Woody

you wot??????? lol
crusher21

you are all as mad as me on here lol
Woody

churchill dog!!!!!!!!
Guest

A smutty thread, and no one bothered to invite me
Guest

That's because........


Nah, it's too easy!
Guest

Mort wrote:
That's because........


Nah, it's too easy!


Says you
wewantourdarbyback

Baldy wrote:
Mort wrote:
That's because........


Nah, it's too easy!


Says you
and me
Guest

Me knows me place
wewantourdarbyback

Baldy wrote:
Me knows me place
there there
midnight caller

Baldy wrote:
Me knows me place



aww bless ya hun
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