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a few quick jokesA husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
The Lesson to be learned from this is not to mess with a woman - she'll eat your lunch.
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A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.
Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way.
"Oh well, at least they'll be together again..." sighed of the departed's lady friends.
"Yes," replied a childhood friend with a sob, "But with which husband?"
"No silly," said the snide friend, "I meant her legs."
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Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying,
"That doesn't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like
come to you?"
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