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Jillster
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A blind mans dogA blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.
The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.
A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!".
The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass".
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wiseguy
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when something is crap we call it bollox
but when something is good we call it the dogs bollox
why is that  
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Jillster
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haha.. dno.. but good question !! lol
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Joe1
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Nice one!
A blind man walks into a shop and startes swing his guide dog by the tail around his head, the shopkeeper asks if everything is ok, and the blindman says, "yeah, i'm just having a look around"
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Jolufc
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