Swearing

Josie-lufc · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject: Swearing

Staff Warning - Swearing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases
have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information
can continue in an effective manner.
1

Try Saying:
I think you could
do with more training
Instead Of:
You don't have a
f***ing clue, do you?
2.

Try Saying:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of:
She's a f***ing power-crazy
b*tch
3.

Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of:
And when the f*** do you expect
me to do this?
4.

Try Saying:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of:
F*** off a*se- hole
5.

Try Saying:
Really?
Instead Of:
Well f*** me backwards with
a telegraph pole
6.

Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of:
Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.

Try Saying:
I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of:
Not my f***ing problem.
8..

Try Saying:
That's interesting.
Instead Of:
What the f***?
9.

Try Saying:
I'm not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale.
Instead Of:
No f***ing chance mate.
10.

Try Saying:
It will be tight, but I'll
try to schedule it in
Instead Of:
Why the f*** didn't you tell
me that yesterday?
11.

Try Saying:
He's not familiar with the
issues
Instead Of:
He's got his head up his f***ing
a*se.
12.

Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, f*** face.
13.

Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going
to be at home anyway
Instead Of:
Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays
anyway.

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Gods Stadium

Home is where the heart is

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject:

hahahaha, i love those

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Josie-lufc · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject:

Good arnt they

Got that via an email.

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Gods Stadium

Home is where the heart is

silver fox · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject:

oww ****

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject:

swearing is very therapeutic

releases a lot of stress

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Josie-lufc · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject:

Ahhhh, now I know why people swear so much at Leeds games

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Gods Stadium

Home is where the heart is

silver fox · Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject:

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:42 am Post subject:

******* wankers

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silver fox · Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:49 am Post subject:

mm m im a good wanker

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:51 am Post subject:

hehe

okay alan, im off now. gotta go do some aquacise

take care!

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silver fox · Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:59 am Post subject:

im onlky joking you no that , sweet derams of me

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