Fleamailman

Josie-lufc · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: Fleamailman

Welcome to the forum Fleamailman

Join in and enjoy the madness

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fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

the goblin thanked the human for his welcome saying "...well if is madness you want, you shall have it..."

Josie-lufc · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

Brilliant

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Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject:

Serenity · Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject:

Uhoooo goblin

nice to see you here too!

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gaz · Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject:

Welcome

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fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

the goblin once again thanked the humans for their welcome saying "...dear humans, I really feel your site is somewhere that your everyday goblin would just feel at home at..." at which point he was heading back to his "last post" thread again to count his wins agains

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject:

awwww i hope so flea, you're a good addition here, you are a bit loopy, and we like loopy here

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silver fox · Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject:

welcome

fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

the goblin welcomed all those who welcomed him narrowly escaping the sandman's net once more

Josie-lufc · Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject:

I think the sandman's net is coming after me now

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fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

the goblin thanks everyone for the welcomes but the goblin also notices a slight let up in their welcoming fleamailman today so he decided to just welcome all members welcoming him while suggesting that we could now hold a "welcome fleamailman week" with "welcome fleamailman" badges and flags, etc., "...think of it as my way of uplifting the forum spirit then..." mused the goblin again

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:17 pm Post subject:

the goblin is a true nutter

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Bravo · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject:

This human likes the goblins musings and thanks the goblin for all his thankings (which is quite ungoblin-like in my experience, but then again all goblins should have a chance and not immediately be regarded as potential eaters of children).

A goblin flag waving day would be a good idea, or perhaps a flag waving decade, thereby ensuring everyones welcomings and thankings were definitely encompassed in all the recititations (if that isnt a word then in should be).

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Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject:

all we are saying is give goblins a chance...

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fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

the goblin reassured the humans that it was not their children but their computers that were at risk, saying "...best avoid the subject of hotkey shortcuts, runbox commands, and cmd stuff..." he paused "...goblins are not to be trusted near computers..."

Chrissy Canadian · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

"...simple Chrissy, on your keyboad is a button that looks like microsoft's flag but don't press it in combination with the other buttons..." said the goblin

Josie-lufc · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject:

fleamailman · The Roaming Riddler Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 346 Offline

"...here are some then, do you use the runbox too..." asked the goblin hopefully

windows winkey shortcuts
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winkey = display or hide the start menu
winkey + d = minimise to taskbar
winkey + d(again) = open all minmised windows
winkey + e = opens "my computer" window
winkey + f = opens "find" window
winkey + f + ctrl = Search for computers
winkey + l = log off
winkey + m = minimise to taskbar
winkey + m + shift button = open all minmised windows
winkey + r = opens "run command" window
winkey + u = run utility manger and narrator voice

winkey + tab = switch between open items
winkey + break = display the system properties dialog box

windows alt shortcuts
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alt + - (alt+hyphen) - displays the multiple document interface (MDI) child window's System menu
alt + enter = view properties for the selected item
alt + esc = cycle through items in the order they were opened
alt + tab = switch between open items
alt + underlined letter = display the corresponding menu
alt + spacebar = display the current window’s system menu
alt + f4 = close the current window or quit
alt + right arrow = move forward to a previous view
alt + left arrow = move backward to a previous view

windows ctrl shortcuts
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ctrl + a = select all
ctrl + b = bold
ctrl + c = copy selected item(s)
ctrl + i = italics
ctrl + o = open an item
ctrl + u = underline
ctrl + v = paste item(s)
ctrl + x = cut selected item(s)
ctrl l + z = undo last action
ctrl + (+) = automatically resize the columns in the right hand pane backspace = view the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer
ctrl + f4 = close the active document
ctrl while dragging = copy selected item
ctrl + shift while dragging item = create shortcut to selected iteM
ctrl + right arrow = move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word
ctrl + left arrow = move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word
ctrl + down arrow = move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph
ctrl + up arrow = move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph
ctrl +esc = display the Start menu

the others
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f1 = displays Help
f2 = rename selected item
f3 = search for a file or folder
f4 = display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer
f5 = refresh the active window
f6 = cycle through screen elements in a window or on the desktop
f10 = activate the menu bar in the active program
shift + delete = delete selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin
shift +ctrl + esc = launches task manager
shift when you insert a CD = prevents the CD from automatically playing
shift + f10 = display the item's context menu
esc = cancel the current task
backspace -= view the folder one level up
tab = move forward through options

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