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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject: Fishing Reply with quote

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.



A helpless man, wearing a Manchester United jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.



As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Leeds jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Man Utd fan from the water. Then using cricket bats, the three heroes in white beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.



Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Leeds and Man Utd fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."



As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"



"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."



"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know much about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"




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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a true story, I was there
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On a weekend the pope does a bit of chauffeuring for me y'see
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