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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:49 pm    Post subject: A koala and a lizard Reply with quote

A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint,
come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little
lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says
"Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Sh iiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"



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