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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: voodoo penis Reply with quote
a bloke wants to buy his wife something special for her birthday so he goes to this weird shop he knows of and asks what they have thats different.
The shop assistant shows him a voodoo penis.
Thats great says the man but whats it do.
anything you ask replys the assistant ill show you,he says to the penis voodoo penis the wall and the penis jumps up out the box and starts pounding away at the wall.
Thats amazing ill take it,
on his way home he gets pulled over by the police for speeding,after a few questions the officer asks whats in the box?
the man replys oh thats a voodoo penis and the copper says voodoo penis my arse


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