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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: One of my favourites Reply with quote
There was a golfer....

He had a 3 ft shot he missed and said "god damn bugger it"

God came down and said say that again and ill strike you with thunder...

he had a 2 ft shot he missed and said "god damn bugger it"

God came down again and said say that again and ill strike you with thunder...

the last shot he had was a 1 ft shot he missed and said "god damn bugger it"

So god came down and tried to strike him down with thunder he missed and said "god damn bugger it"


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*cough* shit lol


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol i no heres one for you tom

Why did the chicken cross the road?




To get to the other side HAHA



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thats my favourite lol


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha good glad to raise a smile



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't forget your coat...



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