Letter from santa

Jillster · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:26 am Post subject: Letter from santa

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Letter from Santa
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2 Darn Cold Street
The North Pole,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap.

On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of February.

Sincerely,
Santa

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Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject:

Too long, didnt read it, replied though

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I'm going to live forever! So far, so good...

lil eva · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject:

PMSL

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject:

lil eva · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject:

yep

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject:

lil eva · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject:

Absolutely

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject:

lil eva · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject:

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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject:

LynnT · Heavyweight. Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 12109 Offline

two OAP's having oral sex
man says....sorry love but i cant stay down here much longer....it stinks..
Ladys says...its because of my arthritis
Man says ....what in your fairy????
Lady says....no in my arm.....i cant wipe my bum !!!!

Jillster · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:41 pm Post subject:

laffin... (urgh)

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Pretty Shambolic · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:37 am Post subject:

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