Irish Boy's Confession

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject: Irish Boy's Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, Johnny Byrne?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Margaret Doyle?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Anne O' Neil?"
"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Catherine 0' Toole, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped Johnny,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an Altar Boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months holiday and five good leads."

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wiseguy · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject:

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