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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:35 am    Post subject: Piss funny scum joke! Reply with quote
Old lady, fit girl, scum fan and a Leeds fan on a train. All the seats are full so the four are forced to stand up near each other. The train goes into a tunnel and the carriage turns pitch black. Just as the train is about to come through the other side of the tunnel a huge slapping sound is heard which startles everyone. As the light returns to the carriage everyone notices that the scum fan has a red hand mark around the side of his face.

The old lady thinks I bet the scum fan felt up the fit girl and she slapped him.
The fit girl thinks I bet the scum fan felt up the old lady thinking it was me and she slapped him.
The scum fan thinks I bet the Leeds fan felt up the fit girl, she thought it was me and she slapped me.
The Leeds fan thinks when we go through another tunnel I'm gonna slap that scum bastid again




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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I like that one mate well done



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good One
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