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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:04 am    Post subject: Well I found it funny!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

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> Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're p....d
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear dear me........



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pat now i know why you left so early

your taxi arrived


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was so quick to get out she left her coat!!!



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye and her tin hat


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Took you a long time to read that!!! I posted it on the 13th


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No-one ever accused this mob of being quick!

Although I have heard it told their nicknames are Trigger and Bullet!


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