whats the difference

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject: whats the difference

Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What's the major difference between wives and husbands who are trying to have children?
A: Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception

Q: What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a man's zipper?
A: When a woman unzips her pants, her brains don't fall out.

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midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a G spot?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

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midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject:

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Q.Why do they give viagra to the old men in nursing homes every night?

A. It stops em rolling out of bed

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