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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: is sex work r play ? Reply with quote
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Lutheran minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply: "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!"

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sex is deffo hard work for a guy, u gals dont realise the effort we put in just for an hour of pleasure, or in steves case 5 1/2 mins of boredom


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
what ya only get an hour of pleasure ya must be doing summat wrong there hun



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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what ya only get an hour of pleasure ya must be doing summat wrong there hun


thats after the 1st 5 hours of eternal bliss

or in Steve's case the 1st 2 min to find his toothbrush, then 2 mins cleaning his teeth, then 1 min to get undressed and into bed, then wham bam thats 30 sec's maam
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
thats more like it hun



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve you gotta read this, this is some of me best put steve down material yet


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
or in Steve's case the 1st 2 min to find his toothbrush, then 2 mins cleaning his teeth, then 1 min to get undressed and into bed, then wham bam thats 30 sec's maam
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Iam lol , and for once lost for bloody words


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
thats not like you steve hun



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