for you guys lol

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: for you guys lol

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"

A. About three inches

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. 45 pounds.

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A. 5 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A. Six inches is medium,eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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Bloody excellent MC

lil eva · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject:

nice one MC

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