quick jokes

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: quick jokes

What's the best part of dating a homeless chick?
You can drop her off anywhere!

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Woody · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:51 am Post subject:

post the wabbit one

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:57 am Post subject:

a little girl goes 2 a pet shop and says "excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?

the owners heart melts, so he goes down on one knee so he can talk to her on her level

"do you want a widdle white one or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit or a widdle bwown wabbit like the one over there ?"

the little girl blushes puts her hands on her heels leans forward and says

" i weally don't fink my pet pyfon gives a **** "

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Woody · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

Love it

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

Pa won't like it

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

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Woody · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject:

Laffin

i never get time to read the jokes , so this is good

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

What's a man's ultimate embarrassment?

Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

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LynnT · Heavyweight. Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 12109 Offline

luv your sense of humour MC - a lot like mine

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:32 pm Post subject:

thanks hun

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Woody · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

picking on us men , shame on you

LynnT · Heavyweight. Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 12109 Offline

thats why you were put on this earth.....also for ya money

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject:

midnight caller · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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