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Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 3634 17 October 1976 Offline Location: rovvrem Add Karma  17 October 1976 female Warnings: =
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: i love you honey |
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A man escapes frm prison where he has been for 15years.He breaks in to a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed,he gets on top of her,kisses her neck,then gets up and goes in to the bathroom.While he's in there,the husband whispers to his wife,Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes!He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed ur neck.If he wants sex,don't resist, don't complain,do whatever he tells u. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.This guy is probably very dangerous.If he gets angry,he'l kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds, He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,i love u too  _________________ 
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