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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: more stolen goods AHEM!!!!!!!!!( to move) Reply with quote

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.
"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."

A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.

"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that's funny! I'll move it in a minute!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHEM!!!!!!!!!! sum1 move it quick b4 he calls the coppers


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol funni



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

steve wonders what Andy is guna do in that minute


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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steve wonders what Andy is guna do in that minute


cook tea, mop the floors, do the ironing


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baldy wrote:
Woody wrote:
steve wonders what Andy is guna do in that minute


cook tea, mop the floors, do the ironing


You forgot the washing up!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

claps his hands


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol great post hun



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